A few of my favorite things

My sister is going crazy and this is why.

“There is a roach!” - sister

“Well go step on it” - me

“I don’t like the crunchy noise and I don’t like bugs” - sister

10 minutes later 

“Okay cats time to kill the roach. You can do it! GO CATS! IF YOU DON’T KILL IT YOU ARE NOT CATS!” - sister

20 minutes later and pep talks to the cats

“I AM GOING TO KILL THE ROACH WITH THE LIGHT FROM THE LAMP!” - sister

“You can’t do that…” - me

“YES I CAN” - sister

“Have fun with that.” - me

“PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME THE CATS AREN’T DOING ANYTHING!!” - sister

“Nope. It is funny hearing you talk to the cats and scream at the roach” - me

10 minutes later 

The roach is still alive. Roach 1 - Sister & Cats 0

I would like to know if there is one person in this world that can be trusted. All I have heard is lies. Are there any people I can call a true friend. 

YES! Not to brag but I made the second line up :)

(Source: darkerthanasummernight)